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function randomText() {
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randomText = new randomText();
number = 0;

randomText[number++] = "made in the USA."
randomText[number++] = "not from concentrate."
randomText[number++] = "partially hydrogenated but not water-soluble."
randomText[number++] = "freedom."
randomText[number++] = "design."
randomText[number++] = "diversity."
randomText[number++] = "the cat's ass."
randomText[number++] = "tasty."
randomText[number++] = "refreshing."
randomText[number++] = "random."
randomText[number++] = "hanging in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

increment = Math.floor(Math.random() * number);
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